1. kingcitywitch:



    I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

    This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel

    I’m going to get a bigger glass and add more mixer and have way too much to drink: The Thrilling Conclusion

    (via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)

  2. eyecandyandlust:

    Why am I laughing so hard

    (Source: little-red-robin-hood, via saintkathryn)

  4. fangirlanimedisney:


    Hot goofballs

    M. Bennett and J. Momoa…?

    (via brokenxthought)

  5. (Source: mgustave, via eppleosion)


  6. tinybro:

    i bet when percy’s in a bad mood and doesn’t want to talk to anyone he just goes out to the lake and sits at the bottom of it like “what now”

    and annabeth just calmly takes a canoe out to the center of the lake and writes little messages out on slips of paper that she sticks in a sealed plastic bag with a rock and just drops them down to him until he eventually comes up for an actual talk

    (via eppleosion)


  7. "I guess"
    — I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via monitormylife)

    (via theicelandicmountaindaisy)

  8. whynoharrypotterporn:

    This is why you guys need Hermione.

    This makes me laugh every time.

    (via theicelandicmountaindaisy)

  9. (Source: mvlans, via ruinedchildhood)

  10. holothewolf-x:

    if tumblr users were more like raven then no one would fight

    (Source: teentitans, via candycornvampirequeen)


  11. naazaneen:


    whats that feel when no bf

    Relief and freedom

    (via sonsofsauron)